Category Archives: Sarcasm

What is creativity and 47 reasons why you ain’t a creative

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Right off the bat, I’m gonna level with you and say that I don’t have forty-seven reasons why you are not creative. I don’t even have one. I just needed a funky title that the Google machinery would pick up … Continue reading

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The definitive guide for planning your day to maximize your potential and meet cute people

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Ok, so the title was a bit misleading but if Google and I are still buds, I’m guessing you are here to meet cute people. It could happen by reading this post, but not likely. Pull up a chair anyway. … Continue reading

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Five reasons dogs are better than a therapist

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5. Dogs never ask you how you feel about anything. 4. Dogs charge nothing to listen 3. Dogs will never complain if you run over the scheduled time or take a different path. 2. Dogs are not scared of demons … Continue reading

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Autumn first run: Leaves

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Paul Anater over at Kitchen and Residential Design is running some How-To articles on Autumn, so I thought I’d add at least one more to his growing library. This is about how to survive raking and blowing leaves. If you … Continue reading

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What is the Y-word?

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A couple days ago, I was listening to some cable news show, I think it might have been MSNBC, ranting on about Dr. Laura’s use of the n-word. The content of the show is not important. What is important is … Continue reading

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When you grow up you will take life more seriously

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I found myself sitting across the desk from my banker one day last week. Apparently, PNC had screwed up a bunch of my accounts as they migrated from National City and it was serious enough that the phone support people … Continue reading

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Real patriots die at 55

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When you turn fifty in America, you are old. When you turn fifty-five you are too old and should consider dying to make room for the next generation of revenue-producing units. It’s the patriotic thing to do. Hear me out … Continue reading

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