So, Dunkin’ writes me back and sends me a pound of their coffee. I make a pot, drink one sip and threw the stuff away. It could have been the Ohio water but I think maybe Tim Horton’s has just spoiled me for what good coffee should taste like.
Anyhoo, the letter was just some corporate blah-blah as I thought it might be. I had really, really hoped they would pounce on this as an opportunity to engage me on Twitter or something, but they didn’t. Just another form letter written by someone named Sherri who probably slogged into the barn, chanting “time to make the donuts…”
Maybe someday. In the meantime, I am proud to be “Ref# 7308562, To whom it may concern.”