Fox Business News creates another death match

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Forget Death Panels. The event of the evening will be the Presidential Death Match.

“In this corner we have B. Hussein Obama, lightweight, barely weighing 170 pounds. He has never won a title fight in his entire anemic political career. And in this corner, the entire GOP fat cats and most of America, salivating at the smell of his blood, aching for him to fall so they can pounce on his near-lifeless corpse.”

Oh, brother. And where does health care reform fit into all this?

Health care reform? Who’s that?

Dunno, but he damn well better have a ticket or we’re tossing his butt right outa here.