There is an old joke that goes something like this:
I had a nightmare last night I ate a giant marshmallow. When I woke up, my pillow was gone.
Ok, settle down.
Your nightmare joke is now a reality. Meijers had pallets of these JUMBO marshmallows staged alongside the graham crackers and Hershey chocolate bars. Really, these things were grotesquely huge. I think it might be national S’mores week to coincide with Independence day. Nothing says freedom like… marshmallows?
Happy Fourth of July. How much more American can we get? Oh, about another 100 pounds per person, I would reckon.
Be a patriot and eat up.