I may never be famous enough for James Lipton to interview me, but I think I shall have the answers ready anyway… just in case.
What is your favorite word?
Indubitably. It is just fun to say and agreeable.
What is your least favorite word?
Literally. Because it is so often misused.
What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally?
The angle of the nape of a neck, the outline of a shadow, the streaming of the rays of sun through clouds.
What turns you off creatively, spiritually or emotionally?
Ideology churned into a to-do list.
What sound or noise do you love?
The crunch of new-fallen snow on a crisp-cold morning.
What sound or noise do you hate?
The scraping of a fork against teeth.
What is your favorite curse word?
What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
High School English Teacher
What profession would you not like to do?
Chicken sexer or CNC operator
If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
“Oh, my me! You DO exist!”