When you know so badly you are right…

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heather 735362 When you know so badly you are right...I sometimes feel that I am on the right path, that I know something to be the right thing to do, even when others around me are telling me not to walk that path or sniff that tree or crap on the lawn.

Meet Heather B. Armstrong, author of my newest blog find, Dooce. For most companies, she was probably a really bad employee, and in some more people’s minds, she is probably a terrible mom… but she has the courage to charge down a path that others “know” to be wrong.. and look at her now.

Now, kids, if you don’t have the skills Heather has, please, please don’t try what she is doing at home. Some people just don’t need to be let out of their cages because nobody needs monkeys with guns. But, if you have the brains, drive and passion to make a difference and run headlong down a road not taken, first take a moment to lift your leg, take a good solid pee on the world and then run like hell before someone stops you and you look back.

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Myths and Rumors about Rufus

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Some people have wondered about who Rufus really is and wondered if he is really who he says he is on DogWalkBlog (and elsewhere). So, just so you know.. and you know who you are.. everything on this blog is real. Here are some popular questions.

Is Rufus a real dog?
Yes, Rufus is very real. He was born in June 2000 and “rescued” from Jack’s in Trotwood by a very caring family who lives in Englewood, Ohio. There, he has flourished in the lap of near luxury, enjoying a MINIMUM of three walks a day, chasing rabbits, squirrels and playing with a squeaky toy.

Does Rufus really write this blog?
Well… not really,. He is, after all a dog and he has no thumbs. So, typing is very difficult. But, he is the alter-ego of his owner from time to time. At other times, he is a reflection of the world around him. Everything is this blog is a nakedly honest opinion as there really is no reason for a dog to lie or act a part. Rufus may change his mind from time to time or alter an opinion after some reflection, but the writings are a genuine glimpse into his mind.

What is Rufus’ favorite food?
He is a dog, so he has trouble narrowing down his one favorite. But, in order or preference, honey-dipped Tim Bits (but only from the Englewood store), then a double cheeseburger — without ketchup and onions — from McDonalds, Wendy’s vanilla frosty, a Frosty Paws from Captain Freeze and hot dogs from Englewood Indoor Soccer late at night.

Does Rufus vote? Does he have a political affiliation?
Rufus does not vote, but again, he is a dog. He does not have any political affiliation. He does pee on the Englewood Government Center lawn, but he has not yet shared what he really means by that. He has no political affiliation and his only criteria for being critical of any politician is they are acting stupidly.

How about a religion? Does Rufus believe in God?
People, again Rufus is a dog. But he celebrates all major religious holidays as long as they have some sort of food attached to them. Rufus does believe in God because things are way to complicated and designed to be a happy accident.

How do I become a fan of Rufus?
That one is easy. Just comment on his blog or send an email to rufus@dogwalkblog.com and ask to become a Rufus Fan. If you give him a mailing address and your name, he will send you an autographed photo with a personal message.

Last question. Does Rufus really sign his photos?
Yes, that is Rufus’ real paw print on the photo every fan gets.

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Laissez Faire

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David Boaz with the Cato Institute wrote an article for the WSJ on Starbucks and their personalized card, where they rejected the term “laissez-faire” You can read it here. Mr. Boaz launches into a complicated argument about why, etc. and the real explanation is just a whole lot simpler than he posited.

Here it is: Starbucks is a victim of the lowest quality education this country has ever had. Here is how this whole thing probably went down.

The 20-something who was originally in charge of approving/declining the card got this funny-looking French phrase in. MAYBE he/she Googled it, but probably not. They rejected it because they did not know what it meant OR they remember somewhere in HS American History that it was a bad US policy that was the cause of the Great Depression or that is was an act of sedition against capitalism or some other silly explanation. So, probably Un-American, let’s not approve it. Then, with every other request, because it was originally declined, the next 20-something just had to look it up in the previously declined list and dutifully reject it without reason.

Simple, Mr. Boaz, eh? Sure beats assuming the people at Starbucks are reasoning these things out. No greater than the end-product of a truly laissez-faire educational system.

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To my littlest fan…

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getwellsoon 747310 To my littlest fan...When we were walking around today, some little birds told me that my littlest fan had a sick tummy. So, I’m sending you a get well card! Hope you are feeling better soon!

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We’re getting a tan

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Well, it is finally spring here in Dayton. Stressed frustrated and running out of time, but since the sun is now out in the afternoon, we’re starting to get a tan! Not all bad.

Rufus got a bath on Sunday morning. He is not so stinky and his fur is really shiny and soft. Sam Zell has not called yet, but we’re still hoping!

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Brooks was here

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brooks 718091 Brooks was here
A while ago, a friend of mine asked me if I believe in a mid-life crises. After a lot of walks and some careful thinking, I think a mid-life crises starts with a desperate desire to carve “Brooks was here” in some patch of existence before they take away your pen knife and you forget your name. This may need more walking and thinking….

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Bingo, get well soon

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bingo 746513 Bingo, get well soonBingo, heard you have a lame paw, buddy. Get well soon!!

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