Well, not really plain talk, but we’ll translate.
I received this email from Sarah Palin…. well, not from her personally, but from the Palin-McCain Campaign. I’ve attached it as a PDF file for you to read, but here are some highlights.
1. She encourages me to vote TODAY because you can vote early in Ohio. I read this to be:
Vote for me BEFORE you see my performance in the debates tonight. You can’t change your mind after you vote.
2. Does the GOP now support unions:
As the mother of five and the wife of a proud union member, I understand what it takes in these difficult economic times…
3. Oh, wait, in the next paragraph, she says:
By promoting small businesses, keeping taxes low and fighting for good jobs for all Americans, we will work each and every day to improve our economy
Ok, but do small businesses now have to hire only union labor which drives their labor costs up? Do we get tax credits for hiring union members? I’m really, really confused.
4. New voters? Oh my God, what is that all about?
Barack Obama’s campaign has already proven they will stop at nothing to win this election, and they’re already flooding the polls with new voters…
Maybe only wrinkled up old people should be allowed to vote??
Tonight is going to be interesting!