Here are some signs we found walking around.
Taped to the door of a family restaurant in Fairborn, Ohio. They also had outdoor ashtrays, but apparently they either got tired of cleaning up the butts or they had a recent mulch fire 
Normally, I don't pay attention to church signs, but this one was oddly practical. On Main St. in Englewood.
Taped INSIDE the door of Bolts. Probably because they are either losing their beer mugs or the patrons are just too drunk to know being drunk in public just is not allowed. Thank you Tater Salad
I wish I had a photo to share – and this is a human observation sans pooch. I went to the orthopedic surgeons office. I hurt. I was testy to say the least. A sign over the receptionists desk read “Be Nice or Leave”. I was sorely tempted.
I sometimes want to walk into “service” places wearing a sign that says “Be nice or quit.”
One of my pet peeves (get it? pet? Puppy humor) is a phone customer service person who gets irritated with me after their company has put me through the 5,002 “press 1, press 4, press 8″ dialog, then has you hold forever. “Sir, there is no cause to be irritated with me….”
Um, yes, yes there is. First, your product doesn’t work, second, you put me through this hell trying to get in touch with you and third, you are now using that “canned psychology” against me.
But, I apologize for the inconvenience of you having to listen to me being not so nice and choosing not to leave.
http://www.ApathyIsTheNewBlack.com watch for Rufus’ next venture….